- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A black man walks out of a police station

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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