Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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