- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

poop.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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