- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Your mother just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

hashtags suck balls

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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