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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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