How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

hey guys im gay

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

David Cameron

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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