Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Niall Horan

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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