- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

knock knock go away!!!

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

WNBA

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

knock knock Goodbye

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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