- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Hello.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

No your aunties a joke

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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