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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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