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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

^ That's not even funny ^

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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