- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what is 3+3= 8

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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