- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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