A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Yo mama so fat.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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