- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

how man

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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