Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Women's Rights

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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