- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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