I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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That is so fetch

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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