What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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