A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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