What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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