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So a baby seal walks into a club

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Your mother is so fat.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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