How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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PENIS

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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