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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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