What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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