- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

YOLO

why did katy fall off her bike?

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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