What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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