- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

No it doesnt..

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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