what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

what's funny about war? nothing!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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