What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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