Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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