God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

The holocaust

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

girls basketball

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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