What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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