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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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