- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.