- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

This is an anti-joke.

Wait! hundred billions!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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