- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Knock Knock. Doors open

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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