- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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