Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How about that airline food?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Happy Monday!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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