What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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