Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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