- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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