- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

anti jokes are really funny

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Granny porn!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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