Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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