- Anti Joke

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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