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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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