What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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