- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Women deserve equal rights.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What's brown and sticky A stick

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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