- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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