- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

PENIS lol

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

I like poop in my butt

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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