Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Robin get in the batmobile!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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