What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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woman's rights

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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