What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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