Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Barack Obama is a good president.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

woman's rights

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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