- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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