Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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