I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

lets bomb africa

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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