Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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