Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Your big dick.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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