these are shit

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Pickles are powerful

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Microwave

Feminism.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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