- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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