- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

u know whats a crime? rape

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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