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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

alex is cool

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Waseem is a hard worker.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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