Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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