- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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