Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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