- Anti Joke

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.