- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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