- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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