- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??