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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Jeff

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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