Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Indians

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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