Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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