A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Obama

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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