- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

N-E Pats never cheated

A man was shot. He died.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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