- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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