Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

how do you win a game try your best

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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