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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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