Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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