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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

angelo snyder is not ga

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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