- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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