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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

knock knock come in !

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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