What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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