Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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the NAACP

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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