Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Wait! hundred billions!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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