How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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