- Anti Joke

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.