Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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black people

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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