yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Anti Joke

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