- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

All of these jokes are about white people

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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