- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I am quite mature.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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