What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A fat guy!

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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