- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

An Asian with a big dick.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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