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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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