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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

why girl die cancer

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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