Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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