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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Sex education in Texas.

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