Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Eric is gay Ha

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Jordan is pregant

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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