- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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