What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

I C U P White stuff

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

1+1=2

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Nickelback

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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