- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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