Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How about that airline food?

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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