- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Please Rape William Wright

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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