- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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