- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Sir, your wife is dead

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

what are you mike bibby?

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Okay.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

tea with milk?

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