- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

roses are red violets are blue they really are

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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