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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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