A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I don't get it

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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