- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's 1+1? 69.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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