- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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