- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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