- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

If life gives you lemonade.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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