Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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what did the farmer do? plant

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A blind man watches TV

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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