- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

salad days!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

read me write me

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

So a horse walks into a barn.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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