Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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