- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

your mum

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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