way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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A dyslexic blind man

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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