Oh, go away

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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