What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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