What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Suck pussy

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Jeff

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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