- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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