- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

women's rights.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

how man

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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