- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

justin beiber sucks

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

it's funny because it's funny

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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