In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

John lazzaro likes dick

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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