- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I'm Polish.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Penis chickens

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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