- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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