Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Please don't shoot me

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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