- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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