Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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