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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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