A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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poopy is poopy

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Womens rights

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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