who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

vote this down and i will DOX you

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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