- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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