Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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