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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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