- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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