- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

penis

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A baby seal walks into a club.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your life

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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