- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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