- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Gay republicans

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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