When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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