- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A muslim paints Mohammed

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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