What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Granny porn!

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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A lot eh?

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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