- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

a man makes a bad joke

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

2 black kids walk into school

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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