- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

you see theres this guy.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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