Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Please ignore this statement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

A: Do you like it B: No

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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