- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

my wife out of the kitchen

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

a man makes a bad joke

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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