- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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