- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Your sex life.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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