Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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4 hours later.

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