What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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