You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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