Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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