- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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