- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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