- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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