- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

you give like i give lomain

What is older than history?

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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