- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Your Mom The End.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A dog was barking at a tree

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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