Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Justin beiber's penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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