what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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