What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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