- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A bar walks into a man

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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