What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A young baby died.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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