- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

haha Otarts was here

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Men's rights

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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