What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

haha Otarts was here

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Men's rights

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

The government

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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