- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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