I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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