Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Mooses

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

George W. Bush

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Barack Obama

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Anti Joke

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