- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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