why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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hey guys im gay

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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