- Anti Joke

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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