A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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