- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

I am a mime

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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