What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Hail Hitler

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Anti Joke

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