- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Robin, get in the batmobile

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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