- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

FUCK YOU

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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