knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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