what is orange? an orange

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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