- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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