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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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