What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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