Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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