Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A man walks into a bar

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A mormon walks into a bar.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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