u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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