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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Hi.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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