- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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