How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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